Combat Arms the Musical

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“	Absolutely enchanting!	”
	— The New York Entertainment Guide, on Combat Arms the Musical [src]

Combat Arms the Musical was a fictional Broadway musical apparently produced by Nexon America. It was announced on April 1^st, 2010, as an April Fools joke.

Promotional poster for the musical.

Main page announcement for the musical.

Plotline

Combat Arms the Musical is a new musical comedy from the creative producers at Nexon. It tells the story of an up-and-coming model, Eliza, who has a penchant for cold-blooded carnage. Although she's been handed a life of luxury on a silver platter, Eliza's true heart's desire is to travel the world as a contract killer. When she's approached by a talent agent who cares less about her looks and more about her reputation as an expert recreational submachine gunner, Eliza becomes "Mei", and her life is turned upside down with one hilarious assignment after another. However, when Eliza meets and falls for the ambitious mercenary Bryan, or "Baron", and discovers he is sabotaging every job he can, she is brought to a professional and personal crossroads. In matters of the heart, and matters of homicide, how do you choose the path meant for you?

Musical score

The critically acclaimed, soul-stirring soundtrack features gems such as:

I Wanna Get a Nut Shot*Springtime for the Infected

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• No One Mourns the Hackers
• Ol' Man Baron
• I Feel Nooby
• The Point of No Respawn
• Think of Mei
• Oh What a Beautiful Permanent Black-Magnum
• The G36 with the Scope On Top

Trivia

• Apparently, the musical is directed by C. Coleman, with a musical score by G. Hauser.
• The text at the bottom of the poster is actually a passage from Lorem ipsum, with the 'L' in Lorem replaced with an 'R'.
• The soundtrack was allegedly available in the Black Market for 12,900 NX with the April Time Release Content Update.
• The New York Entertainment guide proclaims the musical to be "absolutely enchanting." The LA Acting Guide says, "We laughed so hard we cried...a must see!" The Off-Broadway Quarterly proclaims, "Eliza is such an engaging character, you can’t help but fall in love..."
• This whole thing is an April Fool's joke.
• Posters can be found on the map Ghost Town