User blog comment:AEROdaBOO/Reviewer of the Wiki/@comment-1242640-20130219114350/@comment-2052424-20130219131114

"I'd like to sell you a vacuum!"

"May I see the vacuum?"

"No, ma'am, you may not."

The vacuum is obviously SO good that just to show it to the public would cause a frenzy, everyone would try to buy it. :)