User blog comment:ZeissMan/Combat Arms Saw FTW!/@comment-3019062-20120909110050/@comment-10385439-20120909134707

THAT'S how you solve a problem.
 * clicks button
 * SeaCrane's family explodes into gibbets
 * Edwards cat implodes
 * ILY has complications with a period and bleeds out, Call of Duty style.
 * Zero turns into a blackhole
 * And all that happens to me? I get a dolphin!