F.A.N.S Final Cut

"In the modern world of warfare, grenade spamming kills GFs, puppies, mercenaries and other cute things. We have the solution. Please join us in the online FPS game, Combat Arms, and help us save the puppies."

- F.A.N.S

F.A.N.S Final Cut is a special advertisement "trailer" of Combat Arms. Instead of using just random images, Mei narrates the whole video within Junk Flea.

Overview
The Trailer starts out with the Cameraman moving the camera up and looking at. Mei tells him to stop f**king around and playfully knives him. The screen fades to black.

Story
The screen then turns back on. Mei asks if her Smiley Mask is on right, unaware that the camera is already rolling. Meanwhile, there is a fight going on in the background. Mei proceeds to introduce herself, and then tells players about how 1.5 billion grenades have been thrown in Combat Arms. She also says that 1 in 6 grenade gets a kill, making a total of 240 million kills. Meanwhile, a standstill "noob" in the background (who had been idling for some time) is blown up for a nade. Mei then corrects herself, saying "Make that 240 million and 1 kills."

She continues by telling the camera that all those nades are a problem. Mei asks if the viewers know how to deal with Nade Spammers, and she replies "With Guns."

The screen switches to a little weapon montage, beginning with the title, "Lots of Them".

After the montage is over, the screen goes back to Mei. As she begins to speak, a flaming player can be seen running away from another player who is trying to knife him. She then addresses every nade spammer, telling them that if "..you like spamming nades, bring ya little friends, and meet me in Combat Arms-" The camera then zooms in slightly, and Mei finishes by saying "-so I can f**k you up."

The camera zooms back out, and one can see an M69HE Frag tossed slightly to her right. She quickly states, "Mother f-" before being blown up.

Trivia

 * F.A.N.S stands for Fight Against Nade Spammers.
 * Mei talks with what seems to be a accent.
 * There are many random users seen running around in the background, including the frozen noob, a flaming noob, and a Hauser.
 * Mei does not get hit once during the entire movie.