User blog comment:UpBot/Kretts is so sexy ! Fern/@comment-4537189-20111025031804/@comment-1889067-20111025042025

No joke. Me and him are madly in love (so madly in fact that I can't tell the difference between "mad" and "love" with him) that we are going to get gay married.

Of course I refer to the term "gay married" as a reference that I "go to lunch" and not "go to gay lunch".

Kretts ("topsy" or "topsykretts") is my lover (hence, my AKA name). He can be found at his user page ( TopsyKretts3).