User blog:Tommygun9504/Tommygun9504's Grenade Gazzette - 31 March 2012

Hoo-ah! Tommygun9504 back again, with another Grenade Gazzette.

Before I start, I won't be playing until April 7th, because Optus, my ISP that's more unreliable than sniping with an R870, has throttled my net back to 64 kbps until then, because my brother uses too much internet. This gives an entirely new meaning to the term "Lag like a Space Invader." >.<

I've also started my own line of Combat Honors. More will be added. To see them, type in User:Tommygun9504 in the search, and click the one about Combat Honors to find out how you can be added to the Wall of Fame and get into these Grenade Gazzettes.

Okay, here I bring you the Joke Of The Week, Troll Of The Week, LOL of the week, and a public service announcement about newbs and noobs.

Joke Of The Week
Q. How many Nexon GMs does it take to answer a support ticket?

A. Don't ask such a stupid question, they have to actually answer them before we know. to j

Troll Of The Week
This happened two days ago, before mail became faster than email.

I started a game room, got seven others to stack to my team and ready up. I then turned Join Mid Combat off, and started the game as soon as ONE person on Bravo was ready. We then began some epic spawn camping. Unbelievably, the dude stayed till the end, because he had the "Complete" mini-mission activated. We won 140-5, and somehow, the game actually awarded us GP and EXP for it, instead of deciding it was unbalanced. This was the best KDR Nuking I've ever done.

LOL Of The Week
►1:19 ►1:19www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtsdqUWlnhg

Newbs and Noobs
This is a public service announcement about two commonly seen player types in Combat Arms.

Newbs are people new to Combat Arms.

They are commonly seen wearing Black Caps, Heavy Vests, and using such weapons as the M16A3 and SCAR-L.

They have been known to stand still while firing, spray like crazy, shoot randomly, and get pwned.

If you encounter a newb, the course of action you take depends on whose team they're on. If they are on your team, teach them. If not, pwn them.

Noobs are annoying players in Combat Arms.

They have been known to spam nades, QQ, spray, hack, hackusate, use smoke grenades (not to be confused with Tommygun9504, who only ever uses them in Fireteam) RPGs and buy Specialists when they are only Corporals.

If you encounter a noob, you may kick them, troll them, pwn them, or when they ask "How do you (insert simple task here)" say "Press ALT+F4."